You know your addicted when.....

How many other people spent today waiting for the grid to come back online and looking going.... oh its about 7 more minutes left, should i go do something else or just sit and stare at the countdown till I can get back in.


Just me?

Is it me?

Wow do you ever get onto SL and find yourself looking at who on your friends list is online then straight away 3 people go offline.... Does it make you feel they see you come on and they run away.

/me sniffs myself

Do aliens practice safe sex?

Well I was out walking today and stumbled upon this scene.. it made me wonder. Do aliens practice safe sex? Imagine the scene, your a horny little alien and mrs alien doesn't have a headache, do you reach for the little cape of life or do you just dive in? What if said rubber doesnt fit or you cant read english and arent sure how to wear it.

This and other strange ( or just plain weird ) news brought to you by DEC

Decount Beresford is dead..

Well the miserable dude Decount Beresford was pronounced dead at 4pm GMT today and the cause of his death was .... letting everything get to him. He realised at the end that sometimes we have to let go.... to free ourselves and thats what he decided to do today. It was a painless end to a short life. He has no surviving family members or children...


The paramedics on the scene however noticed that at 4.12pm today a strong blue glow coming from within the body and out of death came something new... something they feared might happen.... when something allows itself to die it can be reborn... stronger, meaner and hell maybe even cuter.



Long Live DEC

Rage or Fade?

How much should we be expected to take or do...... at what point do we say why bother. Right at this moment I wonder if D.B should hang up his hat and walk off into the sunset and to say to hell with it all...

His user was in London today and was told his Son would never speak... not a single word .... It makes you realise the power a single word can have.

Does he rage or fade.... fight or flight.... give in or dig in.....

Right now.... im listening to this song ..... it works on so many levels and I wont explain how I am interpretting it today.....

Happy New Year

Gosh doesnt it take time to get back to normal after Christmas, I sometimes want to go away somewhere and hole up for two weeks and just listen to a roaring fire and maybe sledding on some snow. No rubbish repeats on TV, no commercials tellign you the sales are now on and you need to get a new couch on boxing day.

As for New Years Resolutions, well I think like most people in the past I gave myself some and then worked out how quickly I could break them so I could get on with normality again. This year I decided not to have any resolutions as such but to have goals for the year and this way I dont have to be on the ball day in day out. I have one aim which is mad but I will tell more if I decide to actually be bothered.

Time Dilation Theory

Having spent time in hospital over the christmas being there for someone overnight and spending time there watching, I came to a shocking discovery. You may not know this but there are small black holes all over the world which are linked to certain places, so for instance one black hole will be at a hospital and the other is on a beach. The black hole sucks time from the beach and deposits it in the hospital. This makes time go quicker at the beach and so slow in the hospital. Now the black hole was strongest in the A&E ( or ER to americans ) as I stood there watching the doctors work 10 mins felt like a day....

So next time your on the beach.... relaxin and look at your watch and think, where did the time go. You now know and spare a thought for the person who has that extra time.